Government's proposal to ban liquor advertisements.(Fucking party poopers!)

The other day I was out outraged and on the verge of vomiting after reading a local-newspaper article on the government's proposal to have liquor advertisements banned.My eyes must have popped out of their sockets as I incredulously read through the list of feeble,unsound reasons that the government had given-in a pathetic attempt to substantiate this outrageous proposal-of why they actually want to implement such a ban.I know this may sound a little scurrilous,but if you're a self-righteous,disgustingly boring,non-alcoholic saint who finds liquor advertisements too offensive,and if,when watching television,you happen to come across one,then change the god-damned channel!If you're driving and you come across a billboard displaying an alcoholic beverage, then turn the fuck away if you find it too offensive.Or,if you're reading a local newspaper and suddenly come across a page endorsing a particular alcohol brand,then kindly turn to the next page if you find it too offensive.And anyway,banning alcohol advertisements' not gonna alleviate alcohol abuse or crime.Infact I find it hard to fathom why the government would wanna implement such a ludicrous strategy;it's just too fucking preposterous!Would banning pornographic material reduce the rate of sexual abuse,rape or sexually transmitted diseases?Of course not!Never.And if your answer was yes,then you're a bigger asshole than the government!